Only in Africa

Only in Africa might you:

• see a grown man wearing a santa hat through town during the month of May
• see a 3 year old little girl wearing flip flops sized for a 16 year old
• see children laughing and playing atop a trash pile
• see trash piled up on rocks right above the ocean...waiting for the rains to wash it away
• see little boys running down the street pulling a string attached to a small box (with or without wheels attached)
• see a drunk guy in the middle of the road doing the "robot"
• assume that an orange shirt goes with red dress pants
• be given a wine menu only to learn that the restaurant doesn't have even one bottle listed
• be able to buy lobster for 30 cents US
• wave at children on the street and get them screaming, smiling, and waving back at you
• ask to take a picture of a random group of children and have 20 more want to join in the picture, all posing of course
• see dead butterfly fish for sale at the fish market
• see 30 people packed into the back of a taxi truck
• watch a guy walk down the street with a box full of fish on his head...fish scales and wetness streaming down his face
• witness children younger than 4 holding hands and crossing streets with younger children, absolutely not supervised by a parent
• see girls younger than the age of 5 carrying babies on their backs
• hear "Achy Breaky Heart" while eating at a Thai Restaurant
• eat a grain or two of sand in every bite of food
• see kids taking goats for a walk
• pack a family of four on a motorcycle